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So you came to my site. I assume you already know me so I don't need to tell all the glorious details but for those of you who DONT then here is some basic info about Miss Mary.

I'm Mary. Well, actually its Mary ELLEN, but I decided to drop the Ellen thing. One of my closest friends name is Anne and my brother and his friends would call us Ellen and Anne and it got insane and yeah. Mary Ellen just sounds way too hickish and yuck for me so there.

I am a swimmer. It's funny to hear myself say that. I sound like Tom Green. Did you ever see the episode where he swam across Lake Washington? "My name is Tom Green, and I am a swimmer. My body is made of 80 percent water. Now, my mind tells me that if I'm 80 percent water, only 20 percent of me has to swim across that lake"...Yes that was random but I love that quote. What went wrong with him?? He was funny and then he got gross. I think Freddy Got Fingered was hilarious, but still...horse and elephant testicles are just not pretty.

Ahem.

I guess I have a big family. I have two brothers, one older and one younger, and a little sister. My little sister is more commonly referred to as Mamanishi. It's a long story. Ask me if you want to hear it.

My favorite animal is the Raccoon. They are just so cool its not even funny. I have a lot of raccoon stuff. Not obsessive tacky white trashy mental collection of junk. I have a HUGE stuffed animal of Meeko from Pochahontas. Childish? Yes. But I love it. I have 2 raccoon beanie babies and a Raccoon Crossing Sign. Yes. A raccoon crossing sign that my mother thinks I stole from somewhere.

I like art. I like art a lot. I like to play the piano. The thing is, I'm not good with reading sheet music. I just kinda...make up stuff. Like, I'll hear a song and then just try and figure out the basic tune on my own and then add chords and stuff. It sounds extremely bizarre but it's me!

I could lie and say I am a computer genius and design websites and all of that...but I'm a terrible liar and I'll confess that I just filled in the blanks on this site and my computer knowledge is limited to the power button, Microsoft Word, Kazaa, and AOL. Yes, I am able to check my email. But that took some time. HEHEHEH j/k.

*note to self: Mary youre not funny*

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, her tank top's black, black, black, with a sparkly zipper, zipper, zipper, all down the back, back, back!

Mary Doesn't Like

Yatta Haters
Heimen in the hay
Liars
Backstabbers
Users
Guys with Ponytails (its just wrong)
Men in tight pants
Girls who push their boobs up high to say hi.
Jesuit-haters
PT Cruisers
James
Rajneeshi
Hoku the Ho
I could go on but you might think I'm evil lol

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau