Mary

Is There Something About Mary??

Mary

There's Something About Mary's...

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Have you noticed?

Almost everywhere you go, there is a Mary. For this section, we will look at all the Mary's in Marydom that we run into on our Mary little way.

Children

Children are surrounded by Mary's. For example:

Miss Mary Mack- She is all dressed in black, with silver buttons, buttons, and BUTTONS, all down her back, back...back!

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary- She is sick of hearing people ask how her garden grows. She thinks you all are biters and wants you to grow your own.

Mary- Had a little lamb. A little lamb. A LITTLE lamb. Ok just rub it in Mary's face that her lamb was deformed and got trapped in a blizzard causing the snowish color on its fleece. It got so depressed that it followed her to school one day because it thought it was the rule. Poor lamb. Poor mary.

The Farrely Brothers

These guys always seem to have a Mary somewhere in their movies. Like:

Dumb and Dumber - Lloyd and Harry go chasing after the beautiful MARY.

There's Something About Mary - Well thats obvious enough.

There is a new movie out. And I'm not sure what it's called but Gwynith Paltrow is fat or something, and her name is RoseMARY. Hmm...do we see a trend?

Music

Ok so this is a BIG topic of interest.

There are so many Mary's in music its not even funny. We have:

Mary J. Blige. Yeah lets get this crunk aight? She owns.

Mariah Carey - Mariah comes from Mary. HEHEHE.

Let It Be - The Beatles show some Mary love in this song. Mother Mary Comes to Me. (OK so they are talking about pot but oh well)

Proud Mary - ok this song sucks moving along

Mary Chapin Carpenter - I don't listen to her music but i know her name is Mary!

Peter, Paul, and MARY - Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea...

Anytime you look in a church hymn book you will find MANY Mary songs.

Famous Marys

There are a lot of famous Marys.

Mary Tyler Moore - You're gonna make it after all. *throws up a hat*

Mary Ellen Withrow - Her name is on every stinking dollar bill around! Rock on

Mary Queen of Scotts - ok so she lost her head big whoop

Mary the Mother of God - Jesus's mom's name is Mary. That is so tight.

Mary Cleary - This girl is awesome. She is the best. Nuff said. :)


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